Souless

ok so, there is a story behind this one, and its complete crack.

so read at your own risk!
ok so, i was in class one day talking with my friends, the conversation turned to one of my friends and her red hair, then one of my other friends called out, "GINGERS HAVE NO SOULS!", we all burst out laughing and then my ginger friend explained everything about her "gingerness".

there is this kid in our class who is very, uh, unemotional and he speaks monotone, and such. think of a zombie only really smart and funny, but unemotional. So my ginger friends theory is that she ate his soul at birth. (wich doesn't make sense, he's older then her)
so she explained that every time she eats a soul, she gains a freckle (she has a lot of freckles) and her victim turns ginger.

We explained to her though that "zombie boy" was not ginger.And she said that he didn't turn ginger because he was her first victim.
so we're all like: [link]

then i said, "wait i have red in my hair, does that mean-"
"yes i ate part of your soul"
so I'm like "omg!"
and one of my short friends (sorry ) said, "wait, if ginger ate 'zombie boy's' soul, how is he alive?"

and i said ( this was after science class)
"BECAUSE HE USES PHOTOSYNTHESIS!" so we all declared he's a plant.


so as u can see, i have interesting friends